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April 27th, 2008 at 10:19 am

Remember this story

In case you’re having a bad day, remember this story….

Jack is sitting at the bar looking at his drink for half an hour when a 260 lb.
Hells Angel walks in and sits next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down
in one swig. Poor Jack starts crying.
‘Come on little man, I was just giving you a hard time,’ says the biker,
‘I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.’
‘This is the worst day of my life,’ says Jack between sobs. ‘I can’t
do anything right. I overslept. I was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen
and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cabĀ  left,
I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. I found my wife in bed with the
mail man so I came to this bar to put an end to my miserable life, and then
you show up and drink the damn poison.’

Submitted by Grant

 

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