TAKE A MINUTE FROM YOUR DAY FOR A LITTLE GIGGLE. 

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances,
& Mary Elizabeth left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in
New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.
 

It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so
uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire’s Pub for a cold soft drink.
 

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the
talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the
bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty
entered the bar through the front door.
 

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost
fainted at what they saw.

Submitted by Renegade Conservatory Guy