A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s
Birthday, so he went to an expensive clothier, bought the
Finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have
Them delivered with a note.
While wrapping the gloves,
A clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of
Panties instead.

Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
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Darling ,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit
Of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have
Chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister
Wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided
To get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them
From showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks
And they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them
On for me and they looked really smart.

I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first
Time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I
See you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in
Them before putting them away as they will naturally be
A little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while
Cleaning them so they don’t shrink. Just think how many
Times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
Like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little
Fur showing.

Submitted by Grant