Luigi (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’
Luigi: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter..’
Son: ‘Well, in that case . . . ok’
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Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: ‘I have a husband for your daughter…’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!’
Luigi: ‘But this […]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.”
Mujibar said, “I am ready”
The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister […]

Submitted by Matt

The Original Computer    
             

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And […]

In case you’re having a bad day, remember this story….
Jack is sitting at the bar looking at his drink for half an hour when a 260 lb.
Hells Angel walks in and sits next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down
in one swig. Poor Jack starts crying.
‘Come on little man, I was just giving […]

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today!
A lady died this past January, and MBNA bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late […]

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After […]

Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.  Please select
from the following menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay […]

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