A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
blonde.
 
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through
her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look
like?’, the blonde driver finally asked. The policewoman […]

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before […]