UP OR DOWN? 
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a
conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat
and started […]

‘The New Drink’
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she
gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and […]

After 30 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in
quite some time.
 
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back.  He then caressed her shoulders
and neck, slowly […]

Jewish Divorce 
A Jewish woman says to her mother :-
“I’m divorcing Sheldon , all he wants is anal sex
and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”
Jewish Mother says :-
“You are married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion […]

The husband leans over and asks his wife,”Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago?  We went behind this very
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
“Yes,” she says, “I remember it well.”
“OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and […]

I’m only sending this to those I know are in favor of the death
penalty.   

The Alabama Death Penalty  
Submitted by Clicky

SORRY I HAVEN’T EMAILED FOR A WHILE,
MY CAR NEEDED WASHING AGAIN.
I WENT TO THE CAR WASH AND
I HAD TO HAVE THEM REWASH
THE CAR 3 TIMES…THEY KEPT MISSING SPOTS…
SO IF YOU DON’T HEAR FROM ME FOR A WEEK OR SO…
YOU’LL KNOW WHERE I AM.
Don’t forget to scroll down for actual photo of where I am

Off to […]

The best way to attract a man is with your eyes.  That’s why it’s so
important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.  If it weren’t for
the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably
wouldn’t get a second look from most guys.
        Then again, I could be wrong .  .  .  .  . 

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik
wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to
respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary […]