CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the
screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at
the same time you do !!

Submitted by Grant

5 Reasons why the United Kingdom should join Scandinavia
1. Eurovision Song Contest
Nobody ever votes for the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest anymore (apart from Malta) even though we clearly have the best entry every year.  By joining with Sweden, Norway, and Denmark we can challenge the Eastern Bloc and mediterranean countries more effectively with […]

 8 Amazing Holes!These holes are not only amazing, but some of themare really terrifying - especially  number 8! The sheer scaleof these holes reminds you of just how tiny you are.

Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world,this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed in 1914.
The amount […]

Have a history teacher explain this—– if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were […]

School 1968 vs. School 2008
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1968 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2008 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives, mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. Johnny and Mark.
are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both […]

Demands of Kidnapper & Chinese Release Negotiations

“I have 3 demands or I’ll kill the boy!”

Negotiators assess the situation from next door.

Head Negotiator dispatched

Negotiations begin

Negotiations concluded

In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of
it, spend £5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging […]

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. 
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy”. 
So, the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a “tragedy”.
One […]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first […]