Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County, Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am […]

In case you’re having a bad day, remember this story….
Jack is sitting at the bar looking at his drink for half an hour when a 260 lb.
Hells Angel walks in and sits next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down
in one swig. Poor Jack starts crying.
‘Come on little man, I was just giving […]

After 30 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in
quite some time.
 
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back.  He then caressed her shoulders
and neck, slowly […]

A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s
Birthday, so he went to an expensive clothier, bought the
Finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have
Them delivered with a note.
While wrapping the gloves,
A clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of
Panties instead.
Here is the note the young man […]

Jewish Divorce 
A Jewish woman says to her mother :-
“I’m divorcing Sheldon , all he wants is anal sex
and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”
Jewish Mother says :-
“You are married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion […]

IF THIS STORY DOESN’T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD…
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.
THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY
EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL
WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER […]

The husband leans over and asks his wife,”Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago?  We went behind this very
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
“Yes,” she says, “I remember it well.”
“OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and […]

Submitted by Paul Glover

Eyewitness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.

Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked,  ‘Did you see me rob this bank?’
The man replied, ‘Yes sir, I did.’
The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing […]

You got to love this guy…
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk […]