Luigi (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’
Luigi: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter..’
Son: ‘Well, in that case . . . ok’
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Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: ‘I have a husband for your daughter…’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!’
Luigi: ‘But this […]

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet
to watch.
    Unexpectedly, the woman’s husband also comes home.
    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already
in there.
    The […]

Man puts his wife on eBay …. Read the questions!

Submitted by Ian

BRAVE MAN JOKES
What’s the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,
Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: ‘You’re next, fatty.’
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed
reading.
Man says: ‘This is […]

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one
night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?”
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the […]

Wicked comics….this is hilarious

Submitted by Grant

BULLFROGS  & BLOW JOBS
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend
a fortune.
‘Well,’ said the clerk, ‘I have a very large bullfrog. They […]

FOUND IN A BAR SOMEWHERE–for the fishermen I know

Submitted by Grant

  At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and
Roger should
have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may
overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares […]

How People In Background Can Ruin Your Photos:

 
Submitted by Andrew