NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
NEVER,
EVER…

… fart in a wetsuit!

The California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out,  drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant women’s pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car. The CHP started frantically […]

Canadian Money:

Beats looking at the Queen!

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. 
 
The pharmacist, a little bemused explains to the woman
They don’t sell Rectum Deodorant, and never have. 
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, And would like some more. 
‘I’m sorry’, […]

Animal-style Matrix:

The Easter Bunny:

Kids and Porn:

It’s a miracle:

Shut up and drink:

Penguin Outcast:

Bubba’s sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.
The Doctor replies: “Ma’am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The […]