Wicked comics….this is hilarious

Submitted by Grant

The Haircut 
A young boy had just gotten his Driver’s permit and asked his father if they could
discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son. “You
bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your
hair cut and we’ll talk about […]

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a
Well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
The farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
Well needed to be covered up anyway;
It just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and
Help him. […]

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, ‘Knicker Stitcher.  I  sew da elastic
onto ladies’ knickers and thongs.’ 
The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as
unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay. 
Mick was next in and […]

  At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and
Roger should
have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may
overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares […]

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a Patient pretending
he’s driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2.
 
The nurse asks him,”Kevin! What are you doing?”
 
Kevin replied, “Can’t talk right now I’m driving to Chicago !”
 
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
 
The next day the […]

UP OR DOWN? 
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a
conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat
and started […]

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County, Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am […]

‘The New Drink’
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she
gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and […]

In case you’re having a bad day, remember this story….
Jack is sitting at the bar looking at his drink for half an hour when a 260 lb.
Hells Angel walks in and sits next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down
in one swig. Poor Jack starts crying.
‘Come on little man, I was just giving […]