Submitted by Grant

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
blonde.
 
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through
her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look
like?’, the blonde driver finally asked. The policewoman […]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of  Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
 The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration […]

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the […]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. When the plane took off and settled into its climb, the stranger turned to the little girl and said: ‘I’ve always found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her […]

This is really one for the ladies!!
      
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR …
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I’ve got bumps, dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull …. But
that’s not the […]

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet
to watch.
    Unexpectedly, the woman’s husband also comes home.
    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already
in there.
    The […]

BRAVE MAN JOKES
What’s the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,
Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: ‘You’re next, fatty.’
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed
reading.
Man says: ‘This is […]

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one
night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?”
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the […]