A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, ‘watch this!’ and promptly
went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished
with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he […]
Submitted by Paul Glover
Stella Awards 2008
Time once again to review the winners of the Annua l ‘Stella Awards.’
The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s (in NM). That
case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous,
successful lawsuits in the United States
Here are this year’s winners:
5th Place […]
Submitted by Paul Glover
To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’
letters, or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED!
For 2008, could you please just send money,Vodka, chocolate, movie tickets,
gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead?
Submitted by Grant
Do you think lawyers are intelligent..?
..These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’ and are things
people actually said in court.. word for word, taken down and now published by court
reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually
taking place.
..ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
..WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
———————– […]
Try a mountain trail stroll in China.
1st - Let’s take the cable car up to the start of the trail.
Now follow the path.
Be sure to hold on to the railing.
Keep an eye on the person in front of you.
Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction.
Now just up a few steps. (They […]