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Luigi (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’
Luigi: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter..’
Son: ‘Well, in that case . . . ok’
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Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: ‘I have a husband for your daughter…’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!’
Luigi: ‘But this […]

CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the
screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at
the same time you do !!

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Submitted by Paul Glover

5 Reasons why the United Kingdom should join Scandinavia
1. Eurovision Song Contest
Nobody ever votes for the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest anymore (apart from Malta) even though we clearly have the best entry every year.  By joining with Sweden, Norway, and Denmark we can challenge the Eastern Bloc and mediterranean countries more effectively with […]

The first requires much patience, practice and discipline:

And then there’s Yoga from Glasgow:

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Submitted by Grant

Hurricane Survival Kit
Toilet Paper………………………………….check
Bud Light…………………………………….check
Keystone Ice………………………………….check
Budweiser…………………………………..check
Red Dog………………………………………check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol…………………..check
Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on ……..check
God love dem red necks!
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7 Day Cruise - I Entered Your Name - I hope you don’t mind…
Hope you win!!
Good Luck!!!
                                                 
I’ve taken the liberty of putting your name into the drawing for a Seven day Six
night Cruise on the fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship the  ‘ Dixie Belle’.
All airfares, transfers, food and drinks included with dinner at […]