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Alternative Punishment

May 20th, 2008 at 10:39 am » Comments (0)

Most of America’s populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’
One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.
Some say it’s the vibration from the car, others say it’s […]



WHY PARENTS DRINK

May 17th, 2008 at 3:44 pm » Comments (0)

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently  on the pillow that
was addressed to ‘Dad.’
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great  regret and sorrow […]



Baseball and glove joke

May 17th, 2008 at 7:55 am » Comments (0)

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet
to watch.
    Unexpectedly, the woman’s husband also comes home.
    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already
in there.
    The […]



Wicked comics….this is hilarious

May 13th, 2008 at 9:12 pm » Comments (0)

Wicked comics….this is hilarious

Submitted by Grant



Hillbilly birth

April 27th, 2008 at 5:17 pm » Comments (0)

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County, Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am […]



School 1968 vs. School 2008

April 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 am » Comments (0)

School 1968 vs. School 2008
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1968 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2008 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives, mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. Johnny and Mark.
are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both […]



Cici cool pictures

April 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 pm » Comments (0)

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Little Dewsbury

April 17th, 2008 at 7:46 pm » Comments (0)

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Ten Year Old Blues

April 8th, 2008 at 9:47 pm » Comments (0)

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the
bees.
“I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me
you won’t tell me.”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’
speech. 
 At seven, I got the ‘There’s no […]



Never give your kids a flip phone!

April 8th, 2008 at 9:23 pm » Comments (0)