Submitted by Grant

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
blonde.
 
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through
her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look
like?’, the blonde driver finally asked. The policewoman […]

CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the
screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at
the same time you do !!

Submitted by Grant

This is really one for the ladies!!
      
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR …
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I’ve got bumps, dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull …. But
that’s not the […]

BRAVE MAN JOKES
What’s the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,
Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: ‘You’re next, fatty.’
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed
reading.
Man says: ‘This is […]

Words To Live By…
Never Piss Off A Guy
Who owns A Backhoe!!!!

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one
night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?”
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the […]

Submitted by Craig

Submitted by Barry

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a Patient pretending
he’s driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2.
 
The nurse asks him,”Kevin! What are you doing?”
 
Kevin replied, “Can’t talk right now I’m driving to Chicago !”
 
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
 
The next day the […]