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The world’s ugliest belly button tattoo:

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Just let me know if ANYONE messes up your day today!!!! J

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BRAVE MAN JOKES
What’s the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,
Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: ‘You’re next, fatty.’
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed
reading.
Man says: ‘This is […]

Life is hard……
This little animal really exists! 
It’s called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa.
 o if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself,
Remember: 
Going through life is hard enough,but to go through life looking like a pecker with
buck teeth must be horrible ?

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly
swatter.
‘What are you doing?’ She asked.
‘Hunting Flies’ He responded.
‘Oh. Killing any?’ She asked .
‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. ‘How can you tell them apart?’
He responded, ‘3 were on a beer […]

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a
Well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
The farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
Well needed to be covered up anyway;
It just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and
Help him. […]

BULLFROGS  & BLOW JOBS
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend
a fortune.
‘Well,’ said the clerk, ‘I have a very large bullfrog. They […]

FOUND IN A BAR SOMEWHERE–for the fishermen I know

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