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Submitted by David White

Luigi (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’
Luigi: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter..’
Son: ‘Well, in that case . . . ok’
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Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: ‘I have a husband for your daughter…’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!’
Luigi: ‘But this […]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.”
Mujibar said, “I am ready”
The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister […]