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This will Mess With Your Head….

May 20th, 2008 at 10:34 am » Comments (1)

3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30 SO
EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.
A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25
SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS’ ROOM WITH $5.
ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN’T FIGURE […]



The ‘All Men are Bastards’ Knife block

May 19th, 2008 at 8:48 pm » Comments (0)

Submitted by Paul Glover



Smart Girl

May 19th, 2008 at 10:26 am » Comments (0)

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. When the plane took off and settled into its climb, the stranger turned to the little girl and said: ‘I’ve always found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her […]



What an INSANE beach to visit!!!

May 19th, 2008 at 10:20 am » Comments (0)

These are some photos of St Marteen Airport, French West Indies The planes impress most people on the beach, flying over just seconds before touching down at Princess Juliana airport. Paradise for the beach lovers, having a lovely tropical beach, and for the aviation fanatics that spends hours on end observing the very low flying […]



5 Reasons why the United Kingdom should join Scandinavia

May 18th, 2008 at 9:07 pm » Comments (0)

5 Reasons why the United Kingdom should join Scandinavia
1. Eurovision Song Contest
Nobody ever votes for the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest anymore (apart from Malta) even though we clearly have the best entry every year.  By joining with Sweden, Norway, and Denmark we can challenge the Eastern Bloc and mediterranean countries more effectively with […]



Nuns visit Patty McGuire’s Irish Pub

May 18th, 2008 at 4:19 pm » Comments (0)

TAKE A MINUTE FROM YOUR DAY FOR A LITTLE GIGGLE. 
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances,
& Mary Elizabeth left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in
New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.
 
It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making […]



Bar Da Boa

May 17th, 2008 at 4:47 pm » Comments (0)

http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br
Submitted by Mason - UK



Where do you call when you have a technical problem with your computer

May 17th, 2008 at 4:01 pm » Comments (0)

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Two types of Yoga

May 17th, 2008 at 3:58 pm » Comments (0)

The first requires much patience, practice and discipline:

And then there’s Yoga from Glasgow:

Submitted by Paul Glover



WHY PARENTS DRINK

May 17th, 2008 at 3:44 pm » Comments (0)

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently  on the pillow that
was addressed to ‘Dad.’
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great  regret and sorrow […]