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How People In Background Can Ruin Your Photos

April 28th, 2008 at 9:32 am » Comments (0)

How People In Background Can Ruin Your Photos:

 
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Dad made prom dress

April 28th, 2008 at 7:22 am » Comments (4)

This dad wont be accepting any excuses for prom night accidents!!
*Dad makes prom dress out of condoms**
This is just too funny not to share!!! About the time you thought you had seen it all, here’s a ’safe sex’ dress!
Pretty original, to say the least…

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Just send me money!

April 28th, 2008 at 7:15 am » Comments (0)

To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’
letters, or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED!
For 2008, could you please just send money,Vodka, chocolate, movie tickets,
gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead?
Submitted by Grant



Senior Citizens fishing trip

April 28th, 2008 at 7:11 am » Comments (0)

UP OR DOWN? 
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a
conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat
and started […]



Car for sale - best deal on the planet!

April 27th, 2008 at 10:06 pm » Comments (0)

Car for  sale
The following is an actual  advertisement in an Irish newspaper :
Automobile for Sale 1985  Blue  Volkswagen Only 50  miles. Only first
gear and reverse ever used.    
Never driven hard. Original tires.  Original brakes.  
Original fuel and oil.
Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.
See the photo below  —
You HAVE to see this……
Only in Ireland  !

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Plumber with a sense of humour

April 27th, 2008 at 9:04 pm » Comments (0)

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Why women live longer than men

April 27th, 2008 at 5:31 pm » Comments (0)

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Hillbilly birth

April 27th, 2008 at 5:17 pm » Comments (0)

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County, Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am […]



The new drink

April 27th, 2008 at 5:12 pm » Comments (0)

‘The New Drink’
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she
gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and […]



Harley Limo

April 27th, 2008 at 11:24 am » Comments (0)